Recently Consumed:
Cuckoo (2024) - Not quite sure about Dan Stevens’ endgame, but I liked how he said Greeetchan
Eddington (2025) - It went even harder than the trailer. I guess there's going to be a sequel?
! - Weapons (2025) - This one lived up to the hype. And that ending! lol
The Negotiator (1998) - Lots of bad cops out there
! - Uncut Gems (2019) - Not as stressful as I remember, but damn if Sandler doesn’t kill it
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) - Bad CGI, 2+ hours for that plot, and a D-Rex???
Good Fortune (2025) - (Trading Places + A Christmas Carol) x gig economy = Keanu in those tiny wings
Revenge (2018) - She did that all without shoes! I can’t believe someone didn’t slip earlier
The Thursday Murder Club (2025) - Cozy is as cozy whodoesit
Materialists (2025) - Only $80k after nine marriages? Dakota should have been paid more
! - Hard Eight (1997) - That smash cut to the matches on fire in his pocket is *chef’s kiss*
[! - worth your time]
In the Cart:
Splitsville (2025) - Divorce, open marriage, how 2024
One of Them Days (2025) - Desperate for money, what could go wrong?
Saloum (2022) - These mercenaries are stylish as hell, plus a six-shooter?
Midsommar (2019) - Circadian rhythms are off, no wonder they do crazy sacrifice
The Beast (2024) - Time travel and the threat of emotions
