Recently Consumed:

The Post (2017) - There wasn’t enough smoking (see All the Presidents Men)

F1 the Movie (2025) - Brad Pitt can drive anything with four wheels

Silent Night (2023) - I thought for sure Kid Cudi would pull through. This one was a DUD!

! - Companion (2025) - Like Ex Machina, but with more comedic elements and no Oscar Isaac

! - Drop (2025) - Another edge-of-the-seat thriller. YAHTZEE

U.S. Marshals (1998) - Joe Pantoliano just wants to smoke a cigar!

The Town (2010) - What if she had never dug up that part of the garden?!

Witness (1985) - Harrison Ford just looking so plain

! - Blue Steel (1990) - This is fully a western, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[! - worth your time]

In the Cart:

Eddington (2025) - The trailer for this looks bonkers

Weapons (2025) - Lotta buzz, missing kids, witchy witches?

11 Rebels (2025) - Rag tag group of samurai? sign. me. up.

Infernal Affairs (2004) - I think this was based on The Departed

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) - Mahershala Ali v Dinosaurs

La Chimera (2024) - Grave robbing and curses I think?

Good Fortune (2025) - We’ll see

Cuckoo (2024) - Never good when things shut down early in a town

The Materialists (2025) - Is the rom com back??

A Better Tomorrow (1986) - One criminal, one cop, two brothers!

Hard Boiled (1992) - Mobsters, police, and an inside man

Nonperishables: Nachooooooooooo

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