
Recently Consumed:
The Post (2017) - There wasn’t enough smoking (see All the Presidents Men)
F1 the Movie (2025) - Brad Pitt can drive anything with four wheels
Silent Night (2023) - I thought for sure Kid Cudi would pull through. This one was a DUD!
! - Companion (2025) - Like Ex Machina, but with more comedic elements and no Oscar Isaac
! - Drop (2025) - Another edge-of-the-seat thriller. YAHTZEE
U.S. Marshals (1998) - Joe Pantoliano just wants to smoke a cigar!
The Town (2010) - What if she had never dug up that part of the garden?!
Witness (1985) - Harrison Ford just looking so plain
! - Blue Steel (1990) - This is fully a western, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
[! - worth your time]
In the Cart:
Eddington (2025) - The trailer for this looks bonkers
Weapons (2025) - Lotta buzz, missing kids, witchy witches?
11 Rebels (2025) - Rag tag group of samurai? sign. me. up.
Infernal Affairs (2004) - I think this was based on The Departed
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) - Mahershala Ali v Dinosaurs
La Chimera (2024) - Grave robbing and curses I think?
Good Fortune (2025) - We’ll see
Cuckoo (2024) - Never good when things shut down early in a town
The Materialists (2025) - Is the rom com back??
A Better Tomorrow (1986) - One criminal, one cop, two brothers!
Hard Boiled (1992) - Mobsters, police, and an inside man
Produce: Add some color to your dreary days
Nonperishables: Nachooooooooooo
Frozen: Move over Arizona
Dairy: Cake Boss could never
Bread: Merry and bright


